Transcription of a Stranger Things YouTube clip.
Dustin: At least someone’s happy I’m home.
Music: Tense music playing. Beeping, shooting, tooting and clashing sounds.
Dustin: Is this a dream? You’re dreaming.
Lucas: Ow, ow, ow ow.
Lucas: Still stings. Ugh. Is that a new zit?
Max: What is wrong with you?
Lucas: I was just asking. Agghhhh!
Dustin: I call it the forever clock, right? Powered by wind. Very useful in the apocalypse. Then I give you the slammer. Laughs. Pretty neat huh?
Dustin: This. This is my masterpiece. I would like you to meat Cerebro.
Mike: What exactly are we looking at here?
Dustin: An unassembled, one-of-a-kind, battery-powered radio tower.
Will: So it’s a ham radio?
Dustin: The Cadillac of Ham radios. This baby carries a crystal-clear signal over vast distances. I’m talking North Pole to South. I can talk to my girlfriend wherever and whenever I choose.
Will, Mike, Eleven: Girlfriend?
Mike: Wait so her name is Suzie?
Dustin: Suzie with an Z. She’s from Utah.
Will: Girls go to science camp?
Dustin: Suzie does, she’s a genius.
Eleven: Is she cute?
Dustin: Think Phoebe Cates, only hotter.
Max: What’s going on?
Will: We’re going to talk to Dustin’s girlfriend.
Max and Lucas: Girlfriend?
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